The hairstyle of the common tool… If you spot this hair style it is most likely on top of the head of a buffed out, steroid taking, spray tan wearing jerk. Stay clear of this guy ladies, and guys fix your hair.

 

Ladies you do not want a guy that uses more hair product then yourself which a faux-hawk guy probably does, not too much is high maintenance.

 

A little upkeep is fine but when it comes down to it a man needs to be a man and men are a little rough, ;) that’s what a TRiLLiONAiRE wants in a man.

 

So all in all men take out the gel and women turn away from the faux-hawks.  

 

This isn’t aimed at anyone in particular this is just what I see when I see this out of style tool attire.

P.S. TRiSH-AHHH! HATES MOHAWKS ALSO NOT JUST FAUX-HAWKS IN GENERAL! GROW SUM FUCKEN HAIR OR JUST KEEP IT SHORT!